Category: Journal

This site is in a constant state of mess at the moment (note, if I was the pretentious designer type I’d have said “flux” there!). I’ve abandoned three or four attempts at designing it, as I’m near burnout at the moment with the pace going on at work.

I cant wait until October when we move to a new flat, then I’ll have a bit more space and some peace to get on with creating stuff. Of course, there’ll be the usual two weeks of arguing with the supply companies and BT to get everything connected up again, but it’ll be worth it.

Even though I’m kind of happily based here in London, now, I still kind of refer to the town of Helensburgh as my “home” – perhaps it’s always that way with the place you grew up.

Anyhow, I’m off home later this week to attend the wedding of my good friends Stuart and Audrey – I’m hoping it’s a great day for them.

Today I went to a free Cold Fusion seminar in London. It was held by Macromedia, who have become the corporation behind the server side technology since their merger with Allaire in May.

I’ve never used the language before, although I had a rough idea of what went on, but I can say that I was very impressed by how easy it was to create database driven pages very swiftly. Certainly it looked much quicker than what I use, PHP – although that’s to be expected when PHP is free and Cold Fusion has a 1200 dollar price tag for the development studio alone.

Most hilarious though was the part of the seminar when the constantly Ummming and Emmming “Sales Engineer” showed a slide that had Cold Fusion doing a db query and output in four lines of code compared to 20-odd lines in PHP. It was total bullshit, as the CF code had no error handling, graceful failure, or page formatting code in there when the PHP code did – yet the Sales Engineer was presenting it like for like.

I pointed this out – saying I was slightly annoyed and that he didn’t have to tell lies to convince me that CF was a great looking product. Several Ummm’s and Emmm’s later he admitted that it was wrong to compare code from one language with that of another, and that the ASP code they showed was slightly bloated too. So why did he do it!?