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Voyage to Mars

Hey! – Check it out – I’m goin’ to Mars!

Ok, so only my name is going… and it’s going on a CD-ROM with loads of other names… but my name has dibs on a window seat, man! If your name wants to sit beside mine on the isle seat, sign up here.

Hmmm – all this trip to Mars stuff reminds me of a book I was writing. Took me about six years to get to the 130 page mark because I kept going back and re-writing stuff or running out of inspiration and leaving it for a few months. At present I’ve been doing the latter for over two years, so I guess my book will never see the light of day. Shame, really – I thought the story was pretty good, but some of the techno stuff I invented in the book (it was set in the future) is already a reality. Gadgets like 2Ghz+ PC processors, colour palm devices and mobile phones with streaming video aren’t really the stuff of sci-fi any more.

Hell, I even came up with some futuristic computer network that allowed almost everyone to have access to reams of free information. Yeah, that does sound kind of familiar, but back in ’94 I had no way of knowing how fast the internet was going to bloom.

I do stand by my Light Drives(tm) and the super fast interplanetary travel it allowed, though – they haven’t come up with that one yet! I suppose that does mean that my name has a long, arduous flight ahead of it, though. :o)

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Cousin Iain lands a job!

I forgot to mention this when he told me, but cousin Iain is finally going to be working for a living. After several hard years training he qualified as a nurse a month or so ago, and has just accepted a job offer with West Mid hospital down in south west London.

Yay for Iain! – I’m dead pleased for him… especially if he buys my spare PS2 off of me with his first pay cheque… I could do with the cash after going a little crazy at CostCo the other day.

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The shame of Acclaim

Fuck Acclaim!

Screw them into the ground and all the way to hell.

Ahhh. That feels a little better. Having just bought Headhunter and re-discovering the foul taste left in my mouth by their piss poor port of Crazy Taxi for the PS2, I cannot believe they get away with this sort of shit time and again. Is anyone at Sega even remotely interested in saving this once proud brand?

Ten years ago, seeing the Sega logo on an arcade machine meant it was probably going to be well worth your coinage for a play. Now, seeing Sega on a PS2 title just means it will be another absolutely piss port by the talentless wankers over at Acclaim.

I make no apology for coming across strongly here – I have been stung twice now – three times if you count the rush job that was Burnout. So I’m wondering what Acclaim are all about.

Are they single handedly trying to destroy the name of Sega? Are they just intent on producing shoddy product for a quick buck?

Well, I hope I never find out. To follow the promise I made never, ever to buy another EA F1 game, I will never, ever buy another game written or ported by the talentless gits at Acclaim who have already had far, far too much of my money.

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