I have no idea why, but I feel a strange calling to attend the UK’s first masturbate-a-thon in London next month. I’ll be in London that weekend for The Great British Beer Festival anyway, so to let another great event slip through my hands would be bit of a shame.
Technically I’ve been training for the event for over 20 years – that’s far more preparation than I had for the runs I did last year, and I managed them without doing myself any permanent damage. Heck, I could maybe turn pro if there are any talent scouts there. I’m thinking that spending the next couple of weeks limbering up for the event would be time well spent. ;o)