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Board Stupid

My trusty Reaction deckTuesday night ended up in a marathon boarding session down by the Albert Dock.

To be truthful I’ve done more hours before at PlayStation in London, but down there I’d be tempted to have a rest every five minutes or so and I’d end up watching everyone else for a while.

I completely flogged myself last night, though – my left knee is as stiff as hell and I managed to pull all my stomach muscles doing a rather natty backflip. Finally I managed to land a pop-shuvit and the board shoots off in the direction of the horizon, leaving me to land flat on my back on the concrete. Wheeeeeze!

Fliss also got out on her rollerblades for the first time in around three years. Sickeningly her balance wasn’t too far out and she was whizzing around in no time, leaving me to do the new born lamb impressions every time I attempted a trick.

By the time Dado showed up after 10pm (slow Italian), I was pooped and didn’t have the energy to humiliate him with my greater skating prowess! ;o)

Still, I enjoyed myself much more doing that than I did at five’s tonight. Think it’s the last time I’ll play for definate – there’s always some twat who elbows you in the face or stamps on your shin (in my case it’s the same twat, but I wont get into that here). At least with skating, any injuries are self inflicted – that’s my kind of injury!

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Who’d have thunk it?

Weird.

Seriously weird.

Apparently, this site ranks in the list of “all time hottest geeky urls” at texting.com. Honest – it’s here – and I’m not sure how it happened, either. I had no idea this was a geeky site. I know that I am a bit of a geek, but I had aspired to producing a non-geeky site.

Still, you live and learn.

Oh – hey – did anyone see that php has overtaken ASP as the most used server side language? Now that’s really cool. And ironic that I should mention it here on this hip and ungeeky site, don’t ya think? ;o)

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Non-assmaster!

South Park me!Goddammit!

This is cool, man – a South Park studio that you can use to transform yourself into a South Park style character.

The image you see on the right is fairly accurate – after five days with no hot water (due to busted central heating) I’m looking a little bit ragged round the edges. I ain’t smellin’ of fresh summer meadows, either, to tell the truth.

Sort yourself out with a South Park avatar by clicking here.

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