I knew there was a reason I gave up washing the car

“Why are you washing the car in the first place? A car will not get smelly armpits or a cheesy groin. Bathing it will not increase its life expectancy or decrease the chances of a breakdown. All it does really is demonstrate to others that you have a tiny mind and an empty life. I want you to think carefully about this. Can you picture in your mind George Clooney washing a car? Quite.”

This and more car washing wisdom courtesy of Jeremy Clarkson. 🙂

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