Putting the Con in Consolux


Putting the Con in Consolux

The landlords of our recently departed flat have chosen to hold back ?100 of the deposit because the flat “needed cleaning” and the kitchen units needed fixing. I don’t think I’m putting it too strongly when I say they are a bunch of cheating, rip-off scumbags who I’d quite happily see stabbed to death with a rusty knife.

We cleaned every inch of that freaking flat – hoovered and mopped the wooden floors. The kitchen was spotless and the place was left pretty much as we found it – including the busted and incomplete kitchen units.

I know I should have gotten something in writing when I moved in to say that they would fix the kitchen units and that they were broken beforehand, but Andrew Connel assured me that his handyman would fix them. Not to mention open the front windows – something that we were unable to do for the six months we lived there.

If you ever come across Andrew and David Connel of Consolux, please be forewarned that they are not worth a second of your time.

Oh, and their flats are expensive too!

Edit : Due to some fucking twat accusing me of being melodramatic, I thought I’d add that it was my company who paid the above deposit for the flat. So, while I would merely be pissed off about losing ?100, I think the fact that my HR department assume I trashed a flat that the company paid the deposit for gives me good enough reason to be a little bit more angry than that.

And fuck you Eoan for coming here and attempting to dredge up shit on me solely to justify your own cuntish comments. Nice one.