With apologies to The Zutons and Valerie


With apologies to The Zutons and Valerie

Well sometimes I get mail in my box from out in the ether.
And when I look at all the things, they suggest that I need a harder boner.

‘Cos since Pfizer launched that pill, well my ‘box has been a mess.
And I’ve missed the kind of spam that I always used to get.
“Wont you place an order?”, “stop being a fool between the sheets.”
Why don’t you place an order for Viagra… Viagra?

Do you want to satisfy? Get it up at the fourth try? Do it like a porn star?
We promise this is not a scam, we just want to take your ham and fix it for ya.
Did you shop online, so you can have good times, when you’re feelin’ horny?
And did you pay the fine you were dodging all the time, for import duty?